100+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother, Sisters, Friends and Loved Ones

1. I can not tell you how nice you will be with all that cake on your face.

2. It’s not a joke, believe me, that box just has a birthday cake.

3. I hope you keep smiling until you have teeth.

4. It’s true that you look like a duck, but today I see a dog.

5. I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I could not stop, after all it was your birthday cake.

6. I promise that I will be a good boy until I receive your birthday present.

7. Come, show me your smile, you still look young.

8. You can open your eyes; You will only find burning birthday candles. Look behind you is your gift, I was kidding, I just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

9. So that we do not sing and dance, we can undress your voice today after all, it’s your birthday.

10. You look a lot like my old grandmother; I was just kidding that she has more teeth.

11. If I could fulfill one of your wishes, then it would be a new car for me.

12. I heard it’s your birthday, then, where is the delight, many happy returns of the day, dumbo?

13. I love it when you try, it always makes me feel that I’m not the only one in error.

14. It took me an hour to write this poem for you special, my Internet was out of speed.

15. No matter how hard you try, you will always be by my side, perhaps because you are a stalker.

16. If I could buy this world that I would have for you, you know that the happy return of the day is not true!

17. There was a king and queen who were not close to you.

18. Do not worry, do not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlight tonight.

19. You know that you are not my favorite, but only after the sweets.

20. I love you my best friend, I luv you when for me sweets, stickers and walks.

21. I checked you last night; You were looking for the gifts, which were never there.

22. You look so cute with that hat as my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday, love.

23. No one will laugh because it’s his birthday.

24. You know that you look like an angle in this dress, which has come directly from the land of the telitobios, just kidding, you look wonderful love happy birthday.

25. Shit, another year of jokes on you, may God bless those jokes.

26. Chill you still look younger than my grandmother.

27. I know it sounds funny, but it’s still your birthday, so happy birthday, friend.

28. Birthdays are like wine, the more you have them, the more you go crazy.

29. Are you kidding? It can not be your birthday, you look very sad, happy birthday, sugar.

30. Sorry, I ate your birthday cake, I just wanted you to have a year without sugar ahead.


31. You know that I love you, but I love your gifts more for a certain happy birthday.

32. Smile the sun, it’s your birthday, ready for the gift, if not, then good night. This day an angle appeared on the earth, yes, of course, it’s our dog Lucy.

33. Can you see the clock is your birthday?

34. I did not eat for 3 days; Because today is the birthday of my best friends.

35. You know what’s inside this birthday gift, a lot of air because my love is in the air.

36. I loved you once, I will love you twice and until you show your kitten’s smile.

37. I hope you get the best fish from the sea for your dinner.

38. I will never tell anyone, that you love Dragon Ball z only if you feed me with your cake.

39. I saved the last slice of cake, I thought Bruno licked it once.

40. I wish I could fill all your wishes, especially those that would benefit me.

41. Are you out of your mind, who answers the phone at 12 o’clock? Many many happy returns of the day!

42. Aww you look very pretty in my poodle dress. Many many happy returns of the day!

43. I know I ate your cake, but I saved you from disease like diabetes, so happy birthday, love.

44. Keep smiling until you have teeth.

45. You look so ugly in that dress, just kidding. You look amazing birthday girl happy birthday.

46. ​​I’m glad you invited me, now that cake is mine.

47. A lot and a lot and love because I forgot to bring you a gift.

48. I’m very lucky to have a friend like you and Your parties give me more luck.

49. Look at a snowman, joking, you are an angel.

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50. You may not have white teeth in your mouth but you have my blessings.

51. You look very funny with that big hat, but in reality you are a magician.

52. I am very proud that you invited me to this party.

53. Let’s clap and shout, it’s our little monster’s birthday.

54. You should be happy that I’m your dad. I love you so much that I’ll eat all the cake.

55. I promise that there is no joke inside this box, it’s just your cake. Happy birthday lil beast, you are my princess.

56. I promise that I will study a lot, only after eating that cake.

57. I broke your vase, but it’s your birthday hurray!

58. I can not tell you how happy I am, just because my throat is sick.

59. I saw a pretty girl here and it’s not you. Only jokig happy birthday love.

60. Have another year of sucking, lol happy birthday.

61. Another year, another new place that hurts.

62. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I could not light the candles. It turns out that the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. At least you’re not as old as last year!

63. Better to be on the ground than under him. Better to be on the hill than buried beneath it.

64. Birthdays are good for you, because Statistics shows that people who have more live longer.

65. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the stronger it is to breathe! May all your dreams come true and the nightmare disappear.

66. Just imagine the things you would like to hear on your birthday and assume that I said them.

67. Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone stood around and sang.

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68. Like many women my age, I am 26 years old.

69. Looking at fifty is great, if you’re sixty. Live everything you want and live as long as you live.

70. That you live to be old and without teeth. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

71. My birthday present for you is the call to the fire department when you blow out the candles. You are welcome!

72. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who is celebrating his birthday today. Three guess who!

73. No wise man has wanted to be younger than him.

74. Old enough to know better … young enough to keep doing it.

75. On your special birthday, here are some words of wisdom for you: smile while you still have teeth. Congratulations!

76. 1 more year of existence down the drain. Many people say that good people die young, so I pray for you that makes you an old.

77. I never knew that you would grow so tall, taller than a tower. It’s magical to see how I’m going to eat all that cake to others.

78. You have reached the age at which all compliments will be followed by “for your age”.

79. You really have to be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people turned years, but I was only thinking about you!

80. You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than cake.

81. You know you’re getting old when you go up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not have passed the hill yet, but you have a great vision.

82. To the best kept secret of the nation; your true age

83. Birthdays are like snotty, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe.

84. Tight money, times are difficult, here’s a birthday card

85. Aging is mandatory; Growing is optional.

86. You are a difficult person to buy, so I did not get you anything. Happy Birthday.

87. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough for everyone to fit.

88. People say that good people die young, so I guess that makes you an old and bad one!

89. Better to be on the hill than buried beneath it.

90. My birthday present for you is the call to the fire department when you blow out the candles. You are welcome!

91. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who is celebrating his birthday today. Three guess who!

92. No sage has ever wished to be younger.

93. Happy birthday to an intelligent person, beautiful, fun and that reminds me of myself.

94. We know that we are getting old when all we want for our birthday is not to be reminded.

95. Happy birthday on your special day, I hope you do not die before eating your cake

96. Old enough to know better … Young enough to keep doing it.

97. Happy birthday, you’re not getting old, you’re just a little bit closer to death.

98. You always have such funny birthdays; You should have one every year.

99. Many candles … so little cake.

100. Remember when the 50 seemed old? If you were not so old, you would!

101. Smile & laugh as much as you can while still you have teeth.

102. I recently discovered in what sport you would have been better. Guess what? It’s the reason why so many people came to your house.

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